Here is a little project I call Mission:Seattle

• What Exactly is a Cortex Vortex? From the makers of Evolvo-Ray, this machine has the ability to feed 200 separate TV channels directly to your brain. Comes with a handy rejection button for those little tragic moments. We have here an individual who was administered the highest dosage ever of Cortex Vortex input. With the urging of Dr. Cortex, Crash Bandicoot spent 7 days straight in the device. Mr. Bandicoot, what did the Cortex Vortex do for you? "What your country can do for you, ask…Not now Billy, Daddy and I have… Two for the price of …1-800 is the number to call for Friend of a Psychic… Friends will be preempted for live coverage on the divorce of…Britain's number one export this year was…Babies love the soft feel and you'll love the…Discount Dracula is the place for all your costume needs year…Round is the word in fashion…Today, I love you Rope, but Brick is back from his coma and I need…Athletic supporters worn in the summer games will be auctioned along with the entire…Area is flooded, it's been raining…Cats and dogs will ask for it by…"